Horse humor - "I don't always watch horse movies. But when I do, I yell at all the characters who ride incorrectly."
At my bday party i let a city girl ride my horse(yes that was really stupid!)and she was like yelling yeehaw and scaring the horse and then she was like i wanna gallop!!! And i was like i didn't even trot until i had a few months of lessons!! Not that she would even know the difference between a gallop and a trot :(