Great way to tell a story to a kid inside a pillow fort.
Yet another unrelistic beauty standard for women.
I would do that. - Ha. (+ in response to phone situation) Of course, love. I'm so sorry. I completely understand. You do not need to explain what happened. So.. Do you have it back now...? Or...? Now what's going on...?
Fish with a dick right under his head...
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Don't drink and drive .. I wasn't expecting that ending, I can tell you that much!