Careful not to trip over my amazingness; it’s everywhere. - For @Elichia Enzler
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Jokes + Ecards
To my sister Kathy: thinking of you in snowy Alden, Mi. I am in a good place LOL
Probably just a bitch lol funny someecards, funny #ecard #humor #sarcasm @Maria Robles
@Sara Wynn I instantly thought of you! lol #girly #ecards #humor
Makes me Laugh Out Loud
http://www.hamptonroadshappyhour.com/happy-hour-humor-74 - g.3.5
I pretend to like people everyday, it's called being an adult. That's why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I'm not Willie Wonka. Don't expect me to sugar coat it for you.
It can wait... #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com