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Three brothers each marry a woman.   The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”   He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.   The second brother married... Get A Life, The One, Michigan, Humour, Dashcam, Funny Marriage Jokes, Wife Jokes, Married Life Quotes, Funny Relationship Jokes

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

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Mable Mckee-Jaworski
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If one day you woke up and realized that every other person on planet Earth had vanished, what would you do? Panic? Try to find the meaning of life? Join the rest? Or have the biggest party known to now non-existent man, celebrating the fact that you’ll never run into another extrovert again?

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Alejandra Benero
Einstein is baffled by this mans quizzical question – Jokes Of The Day Humour, Albert Einstein, Clean Jokes For Kids, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Clean Funny Jokes, Joke Of The Day, Funny Jokes To Tell, Funny Jokes For Kids, Funny Riddles

Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...

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Liden Chifunda
Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! Humour, Diy, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Jokes For Kids, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Her, Funny Jokes To Tell, Funny Work Jokes, Jokes For Teens

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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Paige Elmore