Bitch. Af Stodderen Fiona

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I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter.
yep.
I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.
exactly...haha!
Funny Courtesy Hello Memes & Ecards | Someecards
true that!!!
Funny Confession Memes & Ecards | Someecards
Really. Don't ask.
Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever.
Seriously.
I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.
its true love
My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.
true true
Funny Apology Memes & Ecards | Someecards
true
If I have to put pants on, the answer is no.
true
Keep Calm and wait for Catching Fire..... Only 545 more days. Sigh.....
True!
I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious